Ashes whatnots

We were gonna do something special for the Ashes but Galle got in the way. We were asked by some people for some predictions. So we thought we would list them out for you instead.

We are actually tipping England to regain the Ashes 2-1. We also think Phil Hughes will be a flop and Jimmy Anderson will become immortal. Ricky Ponting will throw a hissy fit and probably launch a bat towards the English dressing room at some point. So good times ahead.
THE FORMALITIES

Most Runs Overall
Ricky Ponting


Most Runs England

Ravi Bopara

Most Runs Australia
Ponting

Most Wickets Overall
Mitchel Johnson

Most Wickets England
Anderson

Most Wickets Australia
Johnson

Best Tosser (captain who wins the most tosses)
Strauss

Man of the Series
Johnson

1st Test Result

Draw

2nd Test Result

Australia

3rd Test Result

England

4th Test Result
England

5th Test Result

Draw

Overall series result
2-1 England

THE TRIVIALITIES

Number of Tests that Flintoff will be able to manage¬† –4

Number of  Hairs Ponting loses-Possibly all.

Shane Warne smirking in the Stands Sightings – 3

Jrod having a meltdown over Hauritz selection – 1983487384

King Cricket asking for Rob Key to be picked -98734 (The English are more naturally conservative )

theflyslip tagging Pak V SL as the test series of the summer – 1 more than the media calls The Ashes the test series of the summer.

More to come, if we ever get over Galle.

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