India v England – ‘Most likely to loose their balls’

Its back, with all the yummy goodness but this time with an English flavor.

Check out the previous sessions here

At no 3

James Anderson.

Why?
The kids got a big heart. But there is no place for cricketers with small balls.

With virtually no swing or bounce on offer in India, he will be a big flop. That is if he gets a chance to play.

Will be a very long series, if he does.

Verdict?

Nutless.

Anderson might not feature for a while in the test side after this series.

At no2

Rahul Dravid.


Why?

This is Dravids 2nd entry in the lost their balls series in as many tours.

Under huge pressure, with literally no form next to his name,Rahul could’nt hit a cows backside a with a Banjo if his life depended on it at the moment.

Well he could but it probably wont go very far.

Verdict?

So Nutless that we might mistake his ‘area’ for a Vajayjay, yes that is a word now.

Possibly his last test series. We dont like saying that but you know its true.

At no1

The English Openers.

Why?

The Indian fast bowling unit is experiencing a remarkable revival.

Zac is in the form of his life.

And Ishant is looking for a new Bunny now that Rickys gone back home.

Add to this , even England dont quite know who should open for them.

Verdict


If England loose, they will be 70% responsible for it.

On the upside, if England win they will be 40% responsible for it.

Between the 4 nuts, We predict they will salvage a nut each, just enough to ensure they make the next tour.

7 Comments

  1. Sachith said:

    Lol nice one man.

    December 10, 2008
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  2. buddhika (real) said:

    lol

    December 10, 2008
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  3. Sachintha said:

    Does Rahul have an unlimited supply of balls? I thought he lost all his as well as ones he borrowed the last time.

    December 10, 2008
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  4. he’s seriously needs some runs this time…otherwise can safely sing his swan song this time…

    December 10, 2008
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  5. insideEdge said:

    The England openers each played the nut salvaging innings for the tour.

    Paul Collingwood should be another ball losing candidate. Seldom has a guy got so far on guts and zero ability. He would have been ball-less and dropped if the South African bowlers hadn’t got carrried away and kept bowling short and wide in the third test.

    Steve Harmison is the only player certain to not lose balls…he has none!

    December 11, 2008
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  6. Sam said:

    Some respect for the Great Man guys :)…Some respect he deserves!!

    He has been around for 12 yrs and has got more runs in the world than anybody else but Sachin!!

    Show some respect

    December 11, 2008
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  7. damiths said:

    SP> Agreed. We delivered the kiss of death to Kumble last time , this time it will be Dravid.

    Sam> Its nothing personal. I think Dravid is a legend. I loved watching him bat, but it seems something is not clicking right now. Maybe he will prove us all wrong but everything points to him having a rough series.

    However, the England bowlers might offer him a chance to gain his form.

    Inside Edge>The funny thing about Colly is that he manages to score every time people start talking about him being dropped. If he fails to get any score this series he will be dropped. If not we will have to endure him again.

    LMAO at Harmison. Probably sleeps with a teddy bear with an union jack tshirt on it.

    December 11, 2008
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