Pakistan approached by dodgy characters

So who have the Pakistani players been meeting in those Colombo hotels then ? We have the low down who it may have been.

Artful dodger


Renowned dodgy character. Made dodgyness an art. Hence the name.Frequently seen a with pale looking, knackered boy named Oliver, who is also dodgy as he keeps asking for more.

Did Pakistan talk to him?
If they did, they probably wouldn’t have understood a word he said because of his thick British accent.

Sunil Perera


A weirdo with a beardo. Ozzes dodgyness. Runs a business called the Gypsies in Sri Lanka. Although many wish they would just travel somewhere else and never return. Currently desperate for cash and loves stag nights.

Did Pakistan talk to him?
Possibly. He would have spoken to them in Song if he did.


Prabakharan


Dead. But is he really? In dire neen of cash to launch another attempt at splitting up a country.He may have approached the Pakistanis to come good on his bets on betfair.com.

Did Pakitan talk to him?

Could prove to be tricky because he’s dead and stuff. Do Pakistanis understand tamil ?

4 Comments

  1. Chavie said:

    lol, I’d say number 2! 😀

    August 10, 2009
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  2. damith said:

    you sure chavie? I am thinking no1. just look at those dodgy eyes.

    August 10, 2009
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  3. Chavie said:

    who is that anyway? a young Freddy Flintoff? 😉

    August 10, 2009
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  4. gihan said:

    sunil perera????? LMAO

    August 11, 2009
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