Ricky Ponting is Sarah Palin in disguise

Palin didn’t know Africa was a continent.

Ponting dint know a test was on the line.

Palin continuously went ‘rogue’ on the McCain campaign

Ponting continuously goes ‘rogue’ on his team.

Palin likes to spend money.

Ponting likes to save money.

Palin comes from a state with 3 electoral votes that no body cares about.

Ponting comes from a state that no body in Australian care about. (In fact he’s only in because of the Tassie Quota)

There were reports that McCain wanted to ‘bump off’ Palin.

There are reports that certain Australian cricket bloggers want to ‘off’ Ponting.

Sarah was slow on the uptake.

Ricky is slow with the over rates.

Palin was featured in Porno. True Story. (Try Nalin Palin on Google).

Ponting was not. (For which we are forever grateful to the Porn Industry).

Palin was a Maverick.

Ricky Ponting is, well Ricky Ponting.

Some say Ricky has fits of retardedness on the field.

Sarah Palin IS clinically retarded.

These are the bare facts. Make of it what you will.
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6 Comments

  1. Straight Point said:

    great analogy DS!!

    he deserves every bit of what he is getting…and more when he returns home…

    November 10, 2008
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  2. Ankit said:

    great work man…

    i think he is ashamed of himself…

    November 10, 2008
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  3. Q said:

    LOL!! Thats hilarious!

    November 10, 2008
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  4. scorpicity said:

    Nalin Palin :)… Ponting likes to spit in his hands and then shake hands.

    Palin does… eh… use your imagination.

    November 10, 2008
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  5. damiths said:

    sp> the old captains club back in aus is doing the job for me 🙂

    ankit> cheers mate!

    Ceci> I love that pic. Its gonna be on flyslip soon !

    Q> Everyone should make fun of Ponting.

    Scorpi> Humpin Pontin sounds good to me.

    November 11, 2008
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