SL v Pak, most likely to lose their balls

The test series ‘of the summer’ gets under way in less than a day and we answer all the questions that’s been ailing your thought process.

Who will drop like MJ ?

Who will be trip over and fall flat on their face? In short,

Who will loose their balls?
The ultimate guide.

Malinda Warnapura.

Grab them while you can. Malinda on his last balls ?
Grab them while you can. Malinda on his last balls ?

He’s young, he’s tall and he has no technique outside off stump.

Pakistan might not have a Waquar and Wasim but Gul and that new fella Aamer will do nicely. He has enjoyed a free ride at the top of the order mainly because the rest of the openers SL are churning out are not up to the mark. We think his fairy tale will end. Quickly.

Verdict– Not nutmeg, but nutless. Hmm. Maybe one and a half nutless.

Abdul Razaq

Where are your whites Abdul? Where ARE THEY ?
Where are your whites Abdul? Where ARE THEY ?

The bastard child. He play in the ICL, now he play the test cricket. Lalit Modi might have cared if it was the IPL. But he’s not, so he doesn’t.

Razaq last played a test like 400 years ago or something. Sure he can knock it about in a 2020 game but does he still remember hold to hold a red ball.

Does he even have white flannels ???

His stats against SL and in SL isnt even going to scare my granny. Mendis with four around him ?

Verdict – Do you even need to ask ?

Danish ‘Cookies’ Kaneria

God doesnt care about your balls Danish.
God doesn't care about your balls Danish.

With an average of 35 and a strike rate of 70 he is possibly one of the most overrated spinners in the game at the moment.

It has been suggested by some wily conspiracy theorists that his figures of 5-205 in the first test at Karachi was what pushed those terrorists over the edge in Lahore.

Sri Lankans usually play leg spin pretty well and Leg spinners usually don’t do so well in SL.  Only Shane Warne has an average better than his overall figures in SL. Anils at 44 (29 Career), Mushie 40 (32 Career).

Don’t be surprised if Danish crumbles like a cookie- smirk.
Also, his middle name is ‘Prabha’. And you know how Sri Lankans take to dudes with that name. Even if it is your middle name.

Verdict– Cookies don’t have balls. So yea, Ball-less

4 Comments

  1. Sachintha said:

    Also, his middle name is ‘Prabha’. And you know how Sri Lankans take to dudes with that name. Even if it is your middle name.

    ROFLMFAO!!!

    July 3, 2009
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  2. Chavie said:

    lol, is the Prabha part real??? O.o

    July 4, 2009
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  3. sam said:

    Dude, yes the Prabha is a name which fears Sanath even today when the dude pees or potties 😛

    BTW the irony is SL have never won a Test series against Pak in SL much to the astonishment and now the Pak dont have the bowling attack to stop trio of Blabba, Sanga and Samarweera!!!

    Besides now your splendid has a chance to prove that he can take over Murali s mantle :P.

    July 4, 2009
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  4. REBEL said:

    hmm… i think this is going to be an interesting series but murali got injured..and malinga bandara has been overlooked again.we have reliable information that a “bank mafia” is influencing selection to play rangana herath.A coach and a selector is behind this. More information will come
    rebelofmelbourne.blogspot.com- Melbourne Diaries

    July 4, 2009
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