Die motherfcker die

Mother Fucker.

Fuck Ankles

Fuck the premier league

Fuck the idiot the who told our beloved Splendid to play for his club.

Fuck the captain who wrote his name on the team sheet.

Fuck the company that made the pen that the captian used.

I knew some fucking retarded bullshit like this would happen sooner or later.

Why ? Why ? Why ?

I go to temple whenever I get the chance.

I dont steal or lie, knowingly.

I never killed anyone.

I give money to beggars when I see them on the road.

My fucking Karma should be good.

I should have credit on that motherfucker.

All I can say is – Bangladesh you are some lucky mother fuckers.

No, thats wrong.

You know those fuckers who always win the 3billion dollar loterry when you win absolutely shit.

You are luckier than those fuckers.

You are luckier than those fat rich fuckers who get to fuck hot supermodels who otherwise couldnt get laid by a fucking giraffe

Luckier than those orphans who get picked up by some American actor as their fucking hobby.

Fuck them , fuck you.

Fuck it all.

17 Comments

  1. e_mortal said:

    take a chill pill he’ll be back

    December 11, 2008
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  2. africo said:

    i think it’s safe to assume you’re pissed off. no mendis. lol u still have murali. i hear he’s pretty decent…

    December 11, 2008
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  3. Spigot said:

    Have you found JRod’s soul lying in a gutter and used it as your own for that post??

    December 11, 2008
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  4. damiths said:

    Spigot> Im not admitting anything but we ‘may’ have channeled Jrod on this post.

    December 11, 2008
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  5. Sam said:

    are u frettin over loss of Mendis for Bangladesh Tests ? What was the utility for him to play this country ? more cheap wkts and improvement in the avg ?

    December 11, 2008
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  6. Vivek said:

    Come on!!!!!….u dont need mendis …..well actully u dont need any bowlers except for Murali

    December 11, 2008
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  7. Ceci said:

    I can’t swear like you Damith for I am a well bought up girl – but am gutted that he is injured – and Vivek – “not need Mendis”? Heresy!

    December 11, 2008
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  8. gihan said:

    dear damith

    i will stand the fuck by you cos ur my fucking friend!!!

    take it easy

    December 11, 2008
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  9. Vivek said:

    ceci..that is against Bangladesh…..even my mum can get them out =D

    December 11, 2008
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  10. shine said:

    dont worry damith. when splendid recovers from his ankle injury from like 48 hours, perhaps u can start writing the part II of the legend of splendid mendis thing đŸ˜€

    December 11, 2008
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  11. damiths said:

    Dear Friends,

    The flyslip thanks you for your support in these difficult times for us.

    We had considered stopping this blog and taking our very lives after the initial shock of hearing the news.

    Vivek > The only people more worried about Mendis being injured are our batsmen. Who will now have to go above and beyond duty and do something they havent done in a long time- Score a lot of runs.

    Also, I take it you did not see the SL v Zim series.

    Sam> Same point, After watching the Zimbabwe series, I would have been a lot happier with Mendis in the side.

    Gihan > They say you find your truest friends in times of crisis. Thank you my friend.

    Ceci> You are a true lady, Thank you for your support. Go easy on Vivek

    Shine > Even I forgot about Mendis remarkable healing powers hopefully he will be back within the next few days.

    Part II is something we are working on !

    December 11, 2008
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  12. ©hinaman said:

    With the amount of cricket played, its not a surprise that injuries do occur – what is surprising is they do not happen more frequently. Perhaps the physios are worth their salary.

    Hey damiths,
    it could have been worse – could be his bowling arm, wrist – fingers. It could have been in a major tournament, a must win match.

    I am gutted too.
    Although an Indian, I am a great fan of splendid.

    December 12, 2008
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  13. Vivek said:

    splendid sounds much better then PREYING MANTIS ,whicH was given by the indian media…yea i am an indian as well……..i know SL had a tough time against ZIm..but i still feel SL will steam roll BDSH,casue they will be playing on subcontinent , batsmen will feel at home and rest will be done by murali

    December 12, 2008
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  14. shine said:

    btw damith, i was wondering who you keep referring to as “we”..is it just u and ur lost balls?

    December 12, 2008
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  15. jdgoal said:

    Bangladesh are one lucky team!! Maybe this might make the matches a bit more competitive rather than one-sided!!!

    December 13, 2008
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  16. damiths said:

    Sachintha> You relax !

    China> Thanks buddy, We have since realized things could always be worse. Hopefully the great man will be back in no time.

    Vivek> Lets hope so Vivek, Preying Mantis? Who on earth called him that ?!

    Shine> Surely you don’t think this blog is run by one man ? I am like Andre Nel. If you catch my drift

    jdgoal> It sure will be, as I said, the batsmen now have their work cut out for them. Lets see them win us some matches for once.

    December 14, 2008
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