Ricky, Can I have a word

Rickys been a naughty boy lately and the Principal wants a word.

We at flyslip compiled a list of 10 questions which we feel Sutherland aka The Principal must put to Ricky to get to the bottom of his monkey business.

So without further adieu

1. Ricky, aren’t you a Tassie ?, how the hell did you get past our carefully thought out system of not letting one of you ‘outsiders’ get in the team?

2. Are you allergic to fish or fishing or fishermen or the idea of fishing ?

3. Have you ever called Micheal Clarke, Micheal the Pup ?

4. By saying the team is more important than you do you really mean the team is less important than you ?

5. Can ‘the spirit of the game’ ever be used as an excuse for cheating on someone’s wife?

6. Are you, in fact, Sarah Palin ?

7. Did you forget that it was NZ that Australia play next. And as a follow up question is NZ really a cricket team ?

8. If you had a super power what would it be, apart from bringing back Warne and Mcgrath ?

9. Why doesn’t anybody like you ?

If Ricky Ponting was invisible, ops Sorry Ricky, I seem to have mixed up my Christmas wishes with my list of questions.

10. However did you re-grow your hair ?

Dear Readers, Feel free to add to the list. If I get 50 I’ll send it to CA.


  1. buddhi said:

    haha man funny

    November 11, 2008
  2. Sachintha said:

    Why can’t you ever play Sharma without shitting in your pants?

    November 11, 2008
  3. Sachintha said:

    Btw, new theme looks cool man!
    It’d be even cooler if you get rid of that blue color in the banner, replace it with something that goes better with the theme.

    November 11, 2008
  4. scorpicity said:

    Can ‘the spirit of the game’ ever be used as an excuse for cheating on someone’s wife?

    This one is for Langer

    November 14, 2008
  5. damiths said:

    Scorpi> Or Roy or Micheale Clarke or Lara (Pups wife)

    November 14, 2008

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