So far the most enduring image of the test series has been the constant smiling, joking around and cuddling of the Indian players by the Right Honourable PonnaTing. The grace which he has shown on the cricket field has been nothing sort of sensational. Obviously, we at fly slip don’t judge a tree by looking at it – No Saar! We chop it down and then count the rings and tell how long it could have lived, and likewise we use our expert skill and our under extra cover reporters (with fine legs!).
It has come to the attention of one of our hard working unemployed Coolies that Zee TV plan to make an soap opera about cricket stars and their relationships (Dil ke Rishta Pagal Ho). This also explains why Dhoni was heard behind the stumps saying things like “You’re forever mine” and “We are just one kiss erh wicket away from vittory [(very)sic]”. We believe there is a love triangle between Ponting, Sachin and 250 lakh rabid indian supporters. Also the series is most likely to be a remake of another remake of another remake…… of Laagan, which begat …. who begat ….. who came from God.
Anyway all this free love that was shown in the match has conspired against the cricket fan and produced one those things known as a draw. (20-20 fans call this boring, but 20-20 fans only go to the cricket for the big ****s and the big boozy parties). This series will be completely ruined if some agression (We call him Monkey Magic, but recently got caught dangling his line – shaah!) or stupidity (if stupidity has a name and human form, cue Shreesanth) isn’t put back into the matches.
If all else fails, Bring back Adolf Hogg and his evil ways….
Other things to note from this test is the comments that Zaheer Khan (Ghengis’s thambi) made after the match that Australia was not playing positive cricket… I’m sure this will get under the skin of some of the australians that haven’t been love struck by their indian counterparts…
Until next time, this has been the Nathi wunu Kolla reporting for fly slip… Its been a pleasure writing regularly, please leave your comments and rate the blogs…
N w K!