No one knows how it happened but a few nights ago Labrooy was bumped from behind and left reeling.
For those who might not know, which might be many of you, Labrooy was in fact the chief match referee of the SLC.
As chief match referee Labrooy had power over the umpires committee and that’s important because he got to boss the umpires around about their whites not being white enough and not clipping their nails and such.
Labrooy was particularly fond of his ‘coaching whistle’, which he blew at every possible opportunity.
However, Labrooy was ‘rudely’ awakened a few days ago when he found out his post had been moved under the umpires committee.
Meaning, Labrooy is now under the umpires, literally. All those years of bullying the umpires have come full circle.
Karma is a bitch.
The kicker is that no known knows who ordered this.
“I am also in the dark as to who has taken this decision” added Labrooy.
Labrooy went on to describe feeling a large squishy thing pressing against his back. “It felt like a large pillow” said Labrooy.
The case remains a mystery to all.
In a completely unrelated story, Labrooy is still the secretary of the players association, who have been instrumental in the fight with Arjuna regarding the Sri Lankan players participation in the IPL.
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