Stats are fun.
0 0 0 0 0 0, those are the collective scores of the last 6 batsmen from Zimbabwe in the first ODI.
7 for 3 comes close to being the near perfect collapse. England would be proud.
It was a mismatch.
There is no fun is watching Giants slay ants.
Its like watching Warne bowl to Cullinan, its fun for a while but then its the same old story and it gets boring. No matter how interesting Warne made it.
Sri Lanka did their best to make a match of the whole thing though.
Lost a wicket with a run on the board to raise hopes of a collapse of their own.
Sangakkara tried to bat right handed and ended up with a strike rate worse than Kallis in test cricket.
48 off 148, what do you think this is Kumar? Its not Ireland or anythign for fucks sake.
Between Mahela and him, they have more important things on their mind, like what journalists back home are writing about them in the papers
When not stealing blog posts for their back page articles cuz to meet their deadlines.
Mendis bagged a 3fer and remains well on course for the 25 wickets I predicted.
Murali did ok.
Most of the crowd had left at that stage. The few who remained were asleep.
In the end SL got home,staggering and limping, kinda like how you come home from few drinks, not completely piss drunk that you cant tell your mom from your dad, but drunk enough that you knock over a few vases and ornaments.
Time to Sober up for the next game.