Jesse Ryder on top

Sorry girls, We have not in fact unearthed a seedy homemade video of Jesse sitting on top a pile of empty pizza boxes eating donuts and chickens pies whilst sporting an unshaven double chin and stained white singlet.

We know that rocks the boat for some but this isn’t about that.

This is in reference to Jesse being on the top of the list for the most ducks in the IPL so far. 2 to date in as many matches.

Now if you recall we at flyslip predicted ‘big’ things for Jesse in the IPL. We went as far as to put him on our most impressive list of top 5 batsmen for the IPL. Jesse has let us down and we arnt too peachy about it.

Ryder, it would appear, has left home the form that catapulted him in to stardom barely a month ago.

To be fair to Jesse,  he has gotten a couple of tough nuts up front. Its not easy opening on these bastard SA pitches.

Who says 2020 is easy for the batters .Well not me.

Fortunately for Ryder he has been picking up some wickets with his deceptively clever medium trundlers. Which will hopefully please KP and co, who dropped him for the 2nd match, to keep playing him.

With a lot more matches to come hopefully he can get his act together. He is not indispensable by any means, after all he is only worth 160k. Small change for Vijay Mallya.

Ryders too talented a player to fail consistently for a long time. But it ain’t looking too flash at the moment.


  1. Amy said:

    I would have thought “on top” meant something else… Let’s see just how much THAT turns on the ladies.

    But yeah, Jesse will come out swinging soon.

    April 23, 2009
  2. damiths said:

    Amy> You are thinking within the normal confines of being on top.

    You gotta think Jesse Ryder on top. What would he be on top of. Pies my dear girl..pies is the answer you are looking for.

    Get it. Get it…GET IT……

    There ya go.

    April 23, 2009
  3. ceci said:

    Jesse may be punching below his weight, but today – Mendis! Splendid!!!

    April 24, 2009
  4. Amy said:

    So. Mendis is smashed around in the super over.

    How does it feel?

    April 24, 2009
  5. Barney said:

    He got two deliveries which were very difficult to deal with early on.
    I agree with amy on the on the top issue. Too much hype, and all we get is jesse sitting on top of ducks shitting himself, when it has been proven beyond doubt that a pervert invented the jargon of cricket.

    April 24, 2009
  6. Sachintha said:

    LOL good one bro!
    But what about Splendid screwing up the last over?

    April 24, 2009
  7. carl said:

    Im good mates with ryder and i know for a fact that he wont be shitting himself at all,he’ll come back into form and when he does watch out!!!!!!!!

    April 27, 2009
  8. MutantChick said:

    HEY im couisins with ryder and ive seen all his awards and bats and shit so dont dis him

    June 10, 2009

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