Krejza came, Krejza saw, Krejza got smashed for 123

This was my first sighting of Krejzy eyes.

I am not impressed.

Having gotten the chance of a life time after world renowned Nice Bryce of CWB, got his shoulder messed up, you would think Jason Krejza would accept it with gleeful hands.

He is a new bowler yes, hasn’t done too much in shield cricket yes, but what Krejza called bowling today is what I call..

Whats the word Im looking for here.

Ah yes.


His line and length were rubbish. Every over he offered at least 2 four-balls. Sometimes even three with a full toss thrown in good measure. It was ridiculous. Actually, it was painful. Krejza looked completely out of depth. If this is what the Indian board XI can do to him in a day I dont know what kind of merry making the fab 4, no matter what kind of form they are in, will get up to.

A regular over from Krejza today consisted of

– a flighted one on off stump
– a half volley way out side off stump
– a half volley on leg stump
– a short ball outside off
– a long hop
– a full toss.

Mix and match these 20 times and you’d have a basic Idea of what he threw down today.

Realising that this is Australias ONLY spin option ahead of the first test must be huge worry for them. If I were Ricky Ponting, Id be shitting in my pants.

Luckily I am not and I hope I never am.

The only excuse that Krejza has is that this is the first day of the tour. So naturally the Aussies are a little undone. Understandable.

Things can only go up from here for Kerjzy.


  1. The One said:

    LOL @ Ponting shitting in his pants. Yeah he’s been doing that a lot of late…

    October 2, 2008
  2. Damith S. said:

    Thats cuz hes lost his balls.

    October 2, 2008
  3. hstosh said:

    why is he picked? next time CA should select someone who has balls like shane warne, not krazy or bigmac.

    October 2, 2008
  4. said:

    I love it!

    I hope he’s still in the side come next years ashes!

    October 2, 2008
  5. Damith S. said:

    So do I!
    I can just picture KP feasting on the Krejzy eyes pies.

    It rhymes too.

    October 3, 2008

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