Sanath Jayasuriya- the baddest motherfucker to play cricket in Canada

Although unnoticed by large parts of the cricketing world, the 2020 shindig in Canada had its moments.

Sri Lanka cleaned up as expected. To our Splendid Mendis more accolades.

There was a mandatory thriller between the two big teams.

And another finals dominated by Sanath and Mendis.

The highlight undoubtedly was though, when the usually reserved Jayasuriya flipped the birdie to the Canadian crowd. More specifically the Canadian Tamils in the crowd.

The Canadian tamils had been taunting the Sri Lankans all through the series, an utter disgrace to all Tamils.

It is no secret that the Canadian Tamil community are open supporters of the LTTE rebel group in Sri Lanka.

But this type of mixing politics with cricket makes reading about how the sports minister changed a squad bearable.

Jayasuriya little meltdown has not gone unnoticed. Tamil websites and newspapers all ran the story.
A hero has been made a villain over night.

But in flyslips book, Sanaths stature just went up 10 fold. We are even considering temporarily stopping our campaign to get him dropped from the team.

Sanaths got balls, mighty balls made of titanium. That kind that don’t even melt on the sun. And we love a player with balls like that.

It was a proper “Fuck off you jobless fucktards” message from Sanath.

Listen here Canadian Tamils, you wanna bring your politics to the game, don’t bother fucking showing up.

Cuz our man Sanath will fuck you up. Like a gang bang with a Japanese chick and 50 Negro bad ass motherfuckers.

He will leave you bleeding from your anus to your pussies.

This here is a game of cricket ya hear. Get on your tamilnet and become forum warriors if you want to but don’t bring this bullcrap the game.

Thank you and Fuck off.

16 Comments

  1. Ceci said:

    Go on Damith – don’t hold back – tell us what you really feel…

    Does Suave know he has a rival for HULK SMASH RAGE?

    October 15, 2008
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  2. Damith S. said:

    Ceci- got plenty where that came from.

    Suaves reputation is under threat Id say. He seems to have gone missing in fear of my almighty rage!

    October 15, 2008
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  3. Sachintha said:

    HHAHAAA! Good post. Motherfuckers got what they deserved.

    October 15, 2008
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  4. Damith S. said:

    Sach> Cheers

    October 15, 2008
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  5. Hilal said:

    Damith this news is absolutely false. Think about it. Where did you first hear of Sanath giving the finger to someone in the crowd? It was ONLY reported on a PRO Tamil Tiger website. It is not true and do not give this rumour anything more than what it really deserves — give it the finger and consider deleting this post.

    October 16, 2008
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  6. Damith S. said:

    Hilal> If he dint, he should have.

    Cheers.

    October 16, 2008
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  7. Buddhika said:

    Hilal, this entire blog is full of humor if you didn’t notice.

    Great job yet again Damith!

    October 16, 2008
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  8. Romesh said:

    This reminds of those good old Crapinfo days! Kudos 2 Mugaty! ;D
    yc

    October 17, 2008
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  9. Damith S. said:

    Yc- Crapinfo was fiction. Our stories are based on facts.. as near as possible.
    You do know that this may or may not have happened yes ?

    October 17, 2008
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  10. Padman Paavan said:

    Mother Farkarrrrr !!!! Master Blaster

    Sachin Tendulkar and Sanath Jayasuriya = my heroes.

    October 24, 2008
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  11. Anujan said:

    Im tamil and I dont give the fuck bout the war…This is cricket a sport dont bring the war into this..Go Sri lanka

    August 5, 2009
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  12. No idea who composed “Mother fucker”. Disgusting to read. Man who wrote mother fucker should have fucked his own mother or other way around. Could be a Sri LAN ken political refugee who lives in Canada to insult the decent cricket game.
    Refugee language is not suitable for Cricket and I would recommend you guys to delete this article. As far as we know Mr. Santo Jayasuriy is a person with dignity and doing a fabulous job for world Cricket

    October 2, 2009
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  13. Marianne Van Duin / Netherlands said:

    Posted on October 15th, 2008 by damiths. Did you fuck your own mother and how was the feeling? Your fucking refugee third grade son of a bitch. Use your third grade language in your own country. Damiths: Are you a Tamil refugee or Sinhala refugee?

    October 2, 2009
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  14. Riyas said:

    wish i read this in 2009 ….

    February 10, 2012
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